I often used to rant on the dumpstersluts blog, but figured it was taking up too much room and that space could be better served with porn! So I think I'll keep my rants about the world to playfulspace blogs. Today's one, this has been pissing me off for a while people that exit shops just to stand in the doorway. Seriously what is it with people that do this?! I mean they finish what they're doing in a shop then walk outside and block the fuckin' entrance/exit. Can't they move 3 or 4 steps to the left or right? I've started taking action on these people, I always used to be polite, but after getting screamed at by a few people when i've asked them nicely to move. I thought fuck it and just drop the shoulder and hit them as hard as I can... often it's like a snow plow hitting soft white flesh. There's nothing like seeing 4 70 year olds go flying. They've made it to 70, surely they know how to exit a fuckin' shop by now!? Or the ones that speak back, like "whatch where the fuck you're going" (or if they were spelling it, "whatch where the fuck your going") so I turn round and usually it's 2 or 3 chavy guys. They see my face and go erm sorry. people with prams are the worst, they seem to think that cause they've worked out how to breed they're now above the rest of the world and people should move or get knocked down. Once the shoe is on the other foot when they don't move and you knock em over... The insults you get from these breeders is just amazing. ---- end rant hope everyone is having a good time on the website, we're still testing but hoping everything is running smooth for you all
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