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Maybe I meant meaner in battle. Due to cleaner and leaner in straddle. Clean is keen! ~Tun

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Male
19 years old
Lake Worth
Barbados
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JOB: Working
SMOKE: No
DATING STATUS: Fooling around
DRINK: Yes
RELIGION: Scientologist
ORIENTATION: Bi
BODY TYPE: Athletic
MEMBER SINCE: 08/09/2008
STAR SIGN: Taurus
LAST LOGIN: 05/01/2009 12:13:15
MY RATING: 0.00


Anything with moving pictures keeps me entertained.


Tad Williams Otherland, Thomas Harris Hannibal Series, James Patterson Maximum Ride,Tolkien Lotr, and things like that.

16/10/2008 20:16:15


Iowa sex








Necks, Smiling, Eccentrism, Cutters, Red Drapes With Matching Carpet, Cohesive Steroisomers, Gas Grass AND Ass, Bikinis Worn Out Of Context, High Rise Thongs, General Jigglyness, Obsessive Randomness, Freckles, Eriks Ass.

Flipper Babies, Wal-Mart Greeters, Concededness, Telemarketers, Guys That Just Post Pics Of Their Dicks, Asslessness, Bouillon Cubes, Frozen Bread, Parkas, Cohesive Enantiomers, Freakishly Tall Chicks, Long Second Toes, Moles On The Neck, Frozen Bread REALLY Pisses Me Off, Microwave Lasagna, Lunch Ladys That Need Beard Nets, People That Can't Code, Bret Farve, Bratty Children, Overpriced Crap That I Want, teh ppl wo typ lik dis, People Who Stand In Front Of Doors, Virgin Drinks, Fuckers That Check My Id, Breeders, Homophobes, Hairy Chicks, Too Many Piercings, Weather Men, Bitchy Fat People, Chicks That Don't Take Pills, Vegans, All Of Wisconsin, Overly Gay Dudes, Bushy Islamic Beards, Man-Titties, Little Fuckers That Think The're Strong, Nipples That Point Down, Ignorant Rule Makers, Ceo's That Don't Give A Damn For Poor People, Fuckers That Spend 200$ On Shoes, Tone Deaf Peoples, Anyone With Money That Doesnt Give More Than Half To Charity, Jay Leno, Matt Damon, Shoe Horns, Women That Don't Have Tool Sets.

Im 6'4" which means i'm closter to 7 than I am to 4 feet, so im likely to be the tallest midget your ever gonna meet. I am a really big dork, I like green. Anything with blasters or maces keeps me entertained indefinently. I am bi, but I only hit on guys that share common interests. I do occasionally compliment other guys though, so be forwarned you breeders that get creeped out by this. I'm one of the few bi people that don't really have a preference, it depends on my mood. I'm learning Robotics, mainly due to my dorkiness. I also do landscaping, i've been with the same company for 10 years and I am now V.p. OH, and i'm drunk alot, so if I offend you while drunk I am sorry




Displaying 10 out of 21 comments
From: Thebeef
18/12/2008 20:21:45

Aitoo wrote:
Dear Fucker,

You are my fuckin' friend,

And I hope you fucking know that's true.

No matter what the fuck happens,

I will stand the fuck by you,

I will be fuckin' there for you,

Whenever the fuck you need me.

To lend you a fuckin' hand,

To do a fuckin' good deed.

So fuckin' just call on me,

Whatever the fuck you need.

And I'll fuckin' always be there, Cause I give a fuck. Forward this promise to all your fuckin' friends to show your fuckin' friendship and watch who sends it the fuck back to you......





1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.



2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.



3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.



4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.



5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.



6. When you are confused - I will use little words.



7. When you are sick - Stay the fuck away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever the fuck you have.



8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.



This is my fucking oath...I pledge it till the end.



"Why?" you may ask? because you are my fucking friend.



Remember: A good fucking friend will help you move. A really good fucking friend will help you move a body....sooo, let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.


Me has broken up mty wrist and me doesn't know how to forweard, but I'd fucking do it cuz you'Re my fucking friend.

Fuck


From: Erik
12/11/2008 18:09:59

Thanks, I'll use them well, although it will be hard to get 13 years younger ;-)


Aitoo wrote:
First, transform yourself into a sexy 19-year-old with huge biceps. Second, get a really cool hat. Third, never trim your armpit hair. These are the tips to success with women. Use them well.



From: Natalia
11/11/2008 20:52:38

Oh and don't feel well endowed because of my brash little comment about you. The stray cats in the local bins would also be desirable sex partners when compared with most of the boys and girls here.

Natalia x



From: Natalia
11/11/2008 20:49:53

I am used to feeling like a Goddess.

I feel that my presence here is like presenting a gun to a neanderthal.



From: Natalia
11/11/2008 17:59:13

You may well be the cutest, most interesting guy here.

But I still trump you, being the most beautiful girl in the world.



From: Erik
10/11/2008 15:25:48

You have to teach ne then ;-)


Aitoo wrote:
I don't beleive in luck. Skill :P



From: Erik
06/11/2008 14:29:23

Damn, you lucky guy. The one in the front and on the right look delicious!!! (ok, the one third of the left too). Pfff, I wish I had the same luck as you.


Cheers,

Erik


Aitoo wrote:
At that time no. But, I have slept with some of them, and I am no longer in contact with them _



Observe

http://xs233.xs.to/xs233/08453/1876_view838.jpg



From: Erik
02/11/2008 06:08:47

Must have been a great time!!! Did anything more happen? And do you still know these girls? It might be a good idea to invite them for playfulspace ;-) I know I'd like to get to know them :-)


Aitoo wrote:





Quote:


Damn, where did you find this picture? This is paradise :-D








School-wide trip to Europe. I snuck into the girls room whilst most of them were changing and they posed for this pic for me. Good times.



From: garv
17/10/2008 11:12:37


Aitoo wrote:





Quote:


cause the shrivel








Hmm?


means gets rid of the erection.  Blokes don't turn me on, but in porn they don't stop me from being horny.



From: garv
15/10/2008 18:36:55


Aitoo wrote:
Great to be here, man.



Although I must argue with your turn offs.


lol that's fair enough, I do like porn with blokes in them, but it's not about the guys.  so guess they don't cause the shrivel




*** Playful Space ***